He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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