I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I would fuck him just for his dog
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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