So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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