I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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