Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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