She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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