my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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