And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
