youre lurking in front of me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
