He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize