CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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