The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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