I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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