Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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