Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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