Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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