This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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