We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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