i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
operation have a gay friend backfired
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
