just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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