we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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