If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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