she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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