You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
wow bdsm is so cute
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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