People with herpes should wear stickers.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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