im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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