mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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