well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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