Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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