Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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