sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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