Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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