i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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