It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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