My nipple is on Facebook.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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