I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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