Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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