Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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