They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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