Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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