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(248): View more from Michigan

did you get my message about your dog?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

no... is he ok?

(248): View more from Michigan

no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.

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(209): View more from California

What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.

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