i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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