Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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