Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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