omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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