Kid's these days, no control of their booze, when I was his age, I could drink an entire keg while it was strapped on my back and I was walking uphill 10 miles both ways.
or maybe "I DON'T WANT MY PEEEEEAAAAASSSS -mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise- What the hell is that smell? Let's take a nap." ............ Can't wait to get old.
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