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  I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default

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• Be a mistress

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 25, 17 at 5:19pm

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• Then get one of those Plaster Caster kits and immortalize his penis as your dildo. Creepy, yes, but it's cleaner than castration.

  Submitted by Moline85 on Mar 25, 17 at 3:41pm

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