this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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