nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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