Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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