he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize