Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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