I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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