if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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