Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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