well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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