Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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