just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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