Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
no, he came in my armpit
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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