i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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